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Protecting Missouri from the Evil of Nipples

December 21, 2013

Currently a woman is facing child endangerment charges for the hideous crime of… being topless with her daughter in a hot tub in their own home, and having a photo taken of the two together.  Since they were covering their breasts with their hands, it was probably a more modest shot than the ones you get from a typical bikini shot.

One might presume that this indicates that the great state of Missouri has largely eliminated crime, so that St. Charles County Prosecutor Tim Lohmar has nothing to do with his empty days.

No such luck.  In fact, Missouri has the sixth highest murder rate in America.

But don’t worry. If you’re worried about being assaulted by a topless mother and daughter, the Charles County prosecutors have your back.



From → Police, Politics

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